Moving a box from one room to another is a major event. Even a short journey requires planning, preparation, and a strong will. This checklist will help you prepare.
Two Weeks Before
Inform all household members of your intention to move. This may be done by sitting beside the box and staring at the destination. Review the route and identify any obstacles, such as chairs, laundry baskets, or small children with plans.
One Week Before
- Choose your destination room and inspect it
- Check for a draught, a radiator, and a suitable view
- Pack your cushion, your favourite toy, and a sock
- Measure the doorway, then ignore the measurement
The Day Before
Do a final review. Check that the box is intact, the flaps are secure, and the cushion is in place. Take a short walk around the old room and say goodbye to the sunbeam, the shelf, and the dust bunny you never quite caught.
Moving Day
Push the box, using your head and shoulders. If it will not move, try again with enthusiasm. If it will still not move, climb inside and rock it gently. A rocking box moves faster than a stationary one, and also more nervously.
After the Move
Settle in at once. Turn around three times and sit down. Examine your surroundings and decide whether you like them. If you do not, move the box again. There is no limit to the number of times a box may be moved before dinner.
Housewarming
It is traditional to hold a small celebration in the new location. This usually consists of a nap, a snack, and a nod to the neighbours. A knock on the wall is considered a welcome.
We wish you the best of luck on your journey, however short.
Final Reminder
Movers are reminded that a box in motion should be accompanied by a sense of dignity. Do not run. Do not skid. If your box tips over, stand up, adjust your whiskers, and walk away as though you had planned it all along. This is a fundamental skill of the experienced mover and a source of great pride.
Good luck, and mind the hallway rug.
This checklist is fictional and intended for fun.
